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Tony Porcaro's avatar

A brilliant satirical piece exposing the false paradigms we have been forced to live under; " Department of Elite DEVIANCE (DED): priceless!

Factscinator's avatar

Much appreciated! Always good when the Department of Elite DEVIANCE gets laffed at. 😂😌 Huge thanks for the kind words.

John Orban's avatar

🤔Hmm…sounds like a conspiracy theory to me.

John Pearse's avatar

> the files will drop, the headlines will scream, the public will rage, and absolutely nothing will happen

Not so sure about that. Everything, including ZDon's antics, likely to be a huge smoke screen playing out as many groups off against the other as possible, with one main purpose: AI-controlled enslavement of surviving humans. "Human - AI fusion is inevitable” to quote Elon Musk. Which is complete BS, it can be easily stopped, IF more of us are aware of what’s going on - what they are most afraid of.

Big IF, unfortunately.

Factscinator's avatar

I’m not saying nothing ever happens. I’m saying nothing happens to the people implicated — which your comment actually underlines.

When powerful figures start doing meaningful prison time rather than navigating bespoke outcomes, I’ll retract the article. Until then, the record speaks for itself.

I genuinely hope I’m wrong.

Ron.C's avatar

Thanks again to Unbecoming and the great Whitney Webb for whom I have been supporting and spreading the love for her brave foray in to the unspeakable realm of these deviants control system since her platform Unlimited Hangout was born. I am not a worrier but have always been concerned for her safety as these creeps obviously have no souls and would stop at nothing to take someone out if it was beneficial. The sad thought about this piece is it is only one aspect of the entire Epstein/Mossad/CIA operation that goes many layers deeper into cloning, satanic ritual sacrifice, cannibalism and so much more that they never talk about in the lame stream news.They have obviously had over a year to sanitize Trumps involvement in this snake pit operation and have only given up a few obvious hated people (Bush, Gates,Andrew formally know as Prince and a few other low life's as a bone to placate the brainwashed masses. It is what they do ( See Robert Maxwell's murder at the hands of Mossad agents). This abhorrent group of Godless Psychopaths run the world and it has been way too long not talked about. Maybe what has come out this week ,as redacted as it has been, will wake people up to what is really operating their world. And Whitney, if you read this please let us know you are ok as there has been a too long a silence for comfort!

Chris London's avatar

I am a nobody who has noticed, and communicated, the blackmail state for a long, long time. It is said, 'As you are, so are a million others'. There are millions of people who realize this reality, but as the 'elite institutionalist' are controlled via sexual blackmail, etal, they hold rest of us gun point by our livelihoods, and lives. Get a little too loud, and see what happens. Shadow banned, blocked, debanked, audited, fined, jailed; if the time doesn't wear you down well, "we don't like to get too messy, but if you insist....". In the meantime, they keep you corralled in places like X or Substack, (click on Substack's explore and see what's curated), to feed the illusion, and exhaust your ringing hands; until they've had enough. It's mute to lament the sleeping masses, or gnash at the 'gang'. The CIA cancels the 'public' program, Facebook begins; the CIA cancels the 'public' program, Plantir begins. 'The infrastructure continues. The technology improves. The leverage accumulates.' The only recourse is to participate as least as possible. It is indeed sad we live in the best of times, and it is vandalized by selfishness.

Tony Porcaro's avatar

Very astutely stated, especially in your very insightful last line: "It is indeed sad we live in the best of times, and it vandalized by selfishness."

CM Maccioli's avatar

I find it incomprehensible and inconceivable that Trump, surrounded by and deeply embedded with these scumbags, could not be part and parcel to everything Epstein and company did. Did he believe becoming president would shield him from any and all blowback? Is he throwing his sizable macho man weight around with Iran now to divert people's attention? Britain now declaring Putin was involved is like believing Iranians would burn down their own mosques. Old adages are spot on it seems. It's possible to escape some adages, but not probable. You are the company you keep.

John Pearse's avatar

Thank you very much for this summary which releases precious time to spend on the many great things this planet has to offer.

On the "who are they" question, below is an interesting, more elaborate and more complete summary. The network paradigm is certainly more convincing than "committee of the 300, freemasons, selected people to rule the world, etc. models, although these groups obviously all exist and tie into the satanic global network spanning over hundreds of years. The masters these people worship through satanic rituals, child sacrifice, and other abhorrent practices described as "a bunch of prats", i.e. idiots, by David Icke, just to calibrate things a little.

Found on https://theylied.ca/

https://www.coreysdigs.com/global/who-is-they/

eileen's avatar

This may explain why there is a regime change operation going on in the US of A. The fact that the old regime has tried to eliminate President Trump suggests that he knows a lot of the unspoken details and refuses to play ball. If he was willing to play ball, the old regime wouldn't be trying so hard to overflow him. It's that simple folks.

What we see is the regime fighting back. Each judge that tries to stop a constitutional action reveals himself or herself to be part of the regime change. I wouldn't go so far as to say the regime has sexual material on the judge but I would certainly suggest that I would be willing to believe that the judge has been paid off to make that ruling. Each RINO that votes against something is part of the regime change. These are messages to us who are watching this theater that our reactions matter. While the administration has shown little interest in prosecuting those involved in the Epstein scandals, that does not mean nothing is happening.

The DNC was hijacked ages ago. This isn't new. What is new to many of us is how the RNC is complicit as well. You don't take this down by prosecuting every small time operator in the criminal network. You go after the money. It is astounding how much taxpayer money is involved in this. The one thing Trump does have control over is how he spends the money. Congress can allocate it, but he is under no obligation to spend it. Moreover unless Congress specifically says so, he can reallocate that basket of funds within a department. So he can refuse to spend money on a department's woke initiatives, as long as he does spend it within that department. The Treasury Dept is closing the spigot and what you see is an acceleration of the regime change. Will it succeed? If Minneapolis is any guide, my speculative answer would be no.

Wigo Wickday's avatar

Hi Unbekoming, I am receiving less and less of your posts by email, it's like they are being choked. I did not receive this one, and the previous one I did receive was the 'Crooked' one, so maybe 1 in 6 or 1 in 10 are reaching me now; this is mainly since the tail end of last year, but is increasing. Do let us know if will be posting elsewhere as well, but probably a good idea to create an archive of your entire stack if not done already. Keep up the good work!

TriTorch's avatar

"The system perpetuated itself by creating new operators from former targets."

Yes, once blackmailed you become a node in the blackmailing network. Glowth quickly becomes exponential and like cancer, quickly corrupts all the healthy cells around you:

Jessie Czebotar Explains Illuminati Blackmail Tactics And How They Control All Politicians: https://old.bitchute.com/video/VvJVtNWdHts0 [5mins]

Meaning these guys:

6uid 6ack 6etter : https://www.bitchute.com/video/5XkkXCvnKM6Z [2mins]

Brigadoon's avatar

the stolen and backdoored Promis software is the OG design of present day Palantir surveillance architecture

Rob Byrne's avatar

A brilliant piece as always